Science Ink bookplate

Carl Zimmer is a science writer whose blog, for years, has had a special section devoted to science tattoos from numerous disciplines: Science Tattoo Emporium. There are even a few linguistics tattoos! He recently released a beautiful-quality book based on the Emporium, the appropriately titled Science Ink; I got my very own copy earlier this year.

Last week, he offered signed bookplates to any and all of his blog followers who wanted one. I sent the kind man an email request, and received a bookplate within a few days, by post:

Ta-da!

This is one of the most fabulous things about the Internet: its ability to put artists, writers, musicians, scientists, and all kinds of nifty minds in direct contact with other nifty and/or appreciative minds. It’s an extraordinary, evolving environment, and I am delighted every time I see the technology used in a particularly engaging manner.

Animal pairs

I recently finished sorting and processing an assortment of photos, both from my older point-and-shoot camera and from my new-old digital SLR. There were two stray photos that didn’t fit in with any of my garden posts, which I nonetheless wanted to share. And so I shall! It may never be said that I’m not a gigantic pushover when it comes to animals.

My own cats, napping symmetrically.

Quite normal for Davis: two handsome golden retrievers out for an afternoon drive.

The latter scene reminded me of William Wegman’s Weimaraner photography and his dogs-with-hands Sesame Street shorts, which hadn’t crossed my mind in years. Do you remember those? Here’s an especially funny one, in which two bemused dogs create homemade bread:

Anthropomorphizing poppies

In my previous post, I mentioned how, every time one of our Iceland poppies blooms, it’s a wonderful surprise, since we don’t yet know which color petals each plant will produce. As the flower develops, it’s protected by two hairy sepals, which normally fall off when the flower blooms. However, a few mornings ago, I was lucky enough to spy a bud immediately after it had opened, with the sepals still stuck onto the outside of the petals. (By noon, the sepals had dropped all the way off.)

Hanging on for dear life.

Well hello there.

You may visualize these sepals either as snazzy sunglasses or as a thermal bra, whichever you prefer.

In the garden

Have you read The Secret Garden, by Frances Hodgson Burnett? That book was a favorite of mine when I was a bairn, but not for any of its characters. Instead, its appeal lay within the titular garden: a magical, private nature-place, neglected and overgrown, but receptive to care. Through its fresh moor air and roses, it changes a sullen child into a vibrant one, an imperious brat into a warm friend, and it even manages to heal a shattered family. Near the end of the book, the roaming patriarch of the family hears his deceased wife calling to him in a dream. He asks where she is, and she replies, “In the garden, in the garden!” He gallops home and reunites with his son and niece, who have become robust and joyful by the mere influence of the outdoors. It’s a little dubious, but it’s very romantic.

I suppose my point is that I always expect to be magically revived by gardening — and, oddly enough, I sometimes am.

In front of our house, we have a little scrap of dirt that, each spring, we convert into a semblance of a garden. It’s half-shaded by a bristly pine tree, which is a blessing during Davis’s 90-100° summers: the plants wilt every afternoon, but ultimately survive. There is also an odd mess of pots and bins, which we fill with more plants as the mood takes us.

We did our annual replanting of the garden a few weeks ago, and, despite a run-in with a gang of delinquent slugs, everything we planted is flourishing. (Knock on wood.) We have an abundance of mints and handsome flowers. We supplemented the garden with compost when we planted, and three weeks’ steady watering have called up an army of “volunteer squash,” as my housemate Sarah calls them: tender plants that sprout entropically from old seeds in the compost, whose allegiance we did not request but readily accept.

For those people who are as boring and detail-oriented as I am, here’s a complete list of this year’s garden & potted plants (with footnotes!):

  • fuchsia (Fuchsia sp.)*
  • Iceland poppy (Papaver nudicaule)†
  • sea lavender (Limonium perezii)*
  • parrot’s beak (Lotus x ‘Amazon Sunset’)
  • mint (Mentha sp.)*‡
  • lemon cucumber (Cucumis sativus)
  • amethyst basil (Ocimum basilicum ‘Amethyst’)
  • Wendy’s wish (Salvia hybrida)‡
  • Cherokee purple tomato (Solanum lycopersicum)
  • Spanish lavender (Lavandula stoechus)*‡
  • Columbine ‘songbird mix’ (Aquilegia sp.)
  • silver foxglove (Digitalis x heywoodii ‘Silver Fox’)†
  • lamb’s ear (Stachys byzantina)*†
  • culinary sage (Salvia officinalis)‡
  • purple sage (Salvia officinalis ‘Purpurea’)‡
  • woodland sage (Salvia nemorosa ‘Caradonna’)‡
  • clematis (Clematis sp.)

* These plants are longtime residents of the garden that have survived under our haphazard care for at least a year.
† Can you tell that I really like cuddly, furry, and/or hairy plants?
‡ And can you tell that my housemate adores the Mint Family (Lamiaceae)?

Here are some photos of the garden, to give you a better idea of it:

Lens-flarey garden overview.

Silver foxgloves.

Temporary anti-slug structure, to protect my delicate lemon cucumber seedlings.

The aforementioned seedlings: mollusk-ravaged but surviving.

Sweet columbine.

Ornate columbine follicle.

Spanish lavender.

Iceland poppy. We purchased a six-pack of these, which had many buds but only one open flower. Each time a new plant opens a bud, it's a delightful surprise to discover what color that plant's flowers are.

The remnant center of a poppy after a particularly fierce windstorm.

Parrot's beak.

“Take a risk on the youth”

My friend Traci has a marvelous post up on her blog about the challenges facing the fresh crop of college graduates, An Open Letter to ‘Generation X.’ She writes:

“Stop offering unpaid internships and ‘entry-level’ positions that require at least two years of experience. Stop hiring twentysomethings to fetch your coffee and Xerox pages for you. Give us a chance to learn. Give us a chance to grow. Don’t toss us to the curb after we give you our all as interns.

Take a risk on the youth, and if we manage to fall into the stereotype you think we are–entitled, spoiled, lazy–then by all means fire us. But don’t not open your doors.

We didn’t go to college and invest in a future to be told we’re not good enough.”

This rang very true to me, enmeshed as I am in the disheartening hunt for full-time employment. All too often, I’ve visited the career website of a company I admire, rejoiced to see a section for “Recent Graduates,” and then discovered that they offer nothing but unpaid internships. I’ve combed through reams of interesting postings tagged as “entry-level,” only to find that I meet all of the qualifications except the first on their list: “two years of experience in [extremely specific field].” Who knew that experience in the muskrat belittlement management industry could be so vital?

In the last three months, there has been a spate of interesting articles about the legality of unpaid internships. For an internship to be unpaid and legal, there are six federal criteria that must be met by the employer; for instance, the training must be similar to what an intern would learn at a vocational school, and the employer must not gain immediate advantage from the intern’s activities. If these are not met, then it is illegal for the internship to be unpaid. Nonetheless, unpaid drudge-work internships are common and sought-after, and many interns are reluctant to remark on negative conditions in order to avoid burning bridges within their industry. This aspect of the system is broken, but it is nonetheless the prevalent system.

With my student loan payments already begun, I’ve looked at a few in-state internships with companies I idolize, but mostly I’ve been stalking the wild full-time job. I know that I am competent and intelligent. I just dearly hope that the people reading my resume will give me the chance.

Like a Rebel

I have a new (to me) camera! It’s a hand-me-down from my esteemed mother, but it happens to be an older version of the exact model I’d been eying online for over a year — a Canon Rebel T1i. I’m hoping that it will allow me to take delightful close-up photos of plants, once I learn how to use it. (Whenever I win the lottery, I also hope to buy a 100mm macro lens, so that I can take even closer-up plant photos.) It’s all very exciting.

I’d used this camera once before, on my last trip to Delaware, and was satisfied with the results even though I’d had no idea what I was doing. Here are a few of my first interactions with it:

Leaves and branches and whatnot.

Aged hydrangea blossoms.

Wee geranium.

I’ve played around with it a little more since it was officially bestowed upon me, and it’s performed admirably:

Protea.

Chibi the cat has eyeballs.

Iceland poppy bud.

Someday soon I shall actually read its manual, and then I will be unstoppable.

I will never understand the mindset of cats

I live with three cats, as you may know. Two of them are mine: a docile boy who bestows his love on strangers and pillows alike, and a feisty girl who likes to perch on my shoulder. The third cat is a mad-eyed part-Siamese who occasionally trips over her own paws. On a daily basis, the three of them do things that baffle my housemates and me. If one of us happens to miss a particularly insane cat behavior, we’ll regale each other with cat stories over dinner. (We’re well on our way to becoming a household of crazy cat ladies.) Here are a few of their more systematically weird behaviors:

* Sitting on objects whenever possible. I don’t mean sitting atop chairs or warm televisions; that’s normal. No, our felines insist on sitting on objects that make no functional difference to their comfort. If there’s a small sheet of cardboard in the middle of the floor, they’ll contort themselves until they fit onto it. If I leave a single clean sock on my bed, the cat will fall asleep right there, so that only the forlorn toe is peeping out. The only possible explanation is that they thrive on creating inconvenience.

* Hunting invisibles. Every now and then, all three cats will engage in warfare with something invisible. They dash about the house with their tails fluffed up and their pupils dilated. Then, they’ll dive underneath furniture and meow frenetically. Ten minutes later, they act as if nothing had happened.

 * Selective laziness. As indoor housecats, all three animals are slightly chubby. However, they have the capability to perform astounding acrobatics, as seen whenever they decide they need to be sitting on the top of a five-foot shelf. This makes it all the more confounding when they exhibit acts of petulant laziness. For example, one cat likes to sit on people’s laps, but he goes about it by staring the lap-owner down and meowing, hoping they’ll pick him up and save him the effort of that tiny leap. If they don’t, only then he will grudgingly leap up into their lap, using the smallest amount of energy possible (which means he sometimes falls a few inches short and has to claw the rest of the way up).

* Enforcing deadlines. Around 11pm most nights, the cats decide that It Is Bedtime. If we’re cruel enough to stay up reading or working at our computers, then the cats follow us around the house, glaring balefully at us, until we finally remember our duty and hop into bed so that they can sit on our feet. Did you know that it’s possible to feel scolded by a creature that cannot speak?

* Creeping. On dark, quiet nights, when you’re alone in the house, you might sometimes have the uncanny feeling that you’re being watched. This feeling can usually be explained by looking around for the cat who is inevitably sitting right behind you, eyes full and unblinking. He will start to purr loudly as soon as he sees that you have spotted him. Also, god forbid you should ever try to close a door in the house, because this will immediately attract a cat to come and make horror-movie scraping noises on the other side of the door until you reopen it.

* Tough love. This is most characteristic of my female cat, who tolerates most people but is genuinely fond of me. She demonstrates her affection in myriad ways. If I am petting her and start to move away, she reaches out a single, en-clawed paw and snags my pants to stop me. As mentioned before, she likes to sit on my shoulder; I have the scars to prove it. At night, she preferentially sleeps on the pillow right next to my face, which is both adorable and suffocating.

Now go adopt a kitten!

Draw What Now?

I have a delightful new pastime: an iPhone game called Draw Something, which is functionally a shiny, digital version of the older word game Pictionary. I was initially skeptical, since it has had a meteoric rise in popularity and I am unnecessarily wary of popular things. However, as soon as I’d played a few rounds with my housemates and friends, I embraced it with glee.

Here’s what it does: you pair yourself up with friends and/or strangers, and the game gives you three choices of word to draw. Then, you illustrate the word by tracing your wobbly fingers (or a stylus) across the touchscreen, in such a way that your companion will (hopefully) guess it. You can do anything from stick figures to elaborately colored masterpieces.

As adults, it is rare that we have spontaneous drawing parties with our friends — we do not tend to flop down together onto the kitchen floor with pads of paper and colored pencils, awash with the enthusiasm of creation (alas!). I wouldn’t be able to pick my friends’ handwriting out of a lineup, as all of our written interactions are virtual. I think that’s why the game appeals to many people: it gives us a chance to see the creativity and minds-at-work of our friends. In addition, it’s just plain silly.

Last week, my mother and her iPhone visited my little ol’ grandmother. The three of us got to play several rounds of Draw Something together, laughing on video chat as we made noble attempts to convey the key elements of antlers and sinks. Two of my close Davis friends just moved to the Bay Area; I see them far less often, but at least I can smile at the notes they write in the margins of their art. My housemates also play, and we frequently bellow across the house at each other: “What on earth did you draw for me? Is that a person or a boat?”

Here are a few things I’ve enjoyed drawing. If you have any fabulous drawings of your own, it would be wondrous if you shared them. Maybe I could make a new blogpost all about other people’s awesome drawings. (To take a screenshot on your iDevice, press the Home button and the Power button at the same time, for no more than one second. The screen will flash white.)

I get really excited whenever I get to draw plants or trees.

The peacock goes, CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAWAAAAWAAAA

You earn new colors by playing. Look at all my greens.

It's a cowgirl. You can tell from the somber cow.

 

Springy interlude

Davis is awfully pretty in springtime.

Methods of surviving the cold

During Davis’s bone-chilling grey winters, I often murmur mournfully about how cold I am and how I can barely move my fingers. I end up curled in a ball as I work at the computer, wearing fingerless gloves and drinking hot black tea. But do you know what? Despite it all, I’m not the wimpiest one in the house when it comes to cold. I now have concrete evidence of this fact.

On a mid-chill day when I was comfortably strolling around in only one fluffy jacket, I noticed a strange lump under my bedcovers. What on earth could that be? I knew I’d made my bed that morning, and yet this strange formation, similar to a gopher-mound, had appeared.

I investigated further, peering into the mouth of the blanket-cave…

YOU CAN'T SEE ME

I may get chilly, but at least I sally forth from under the covers every single day. In future, I shall cite this fact as evidence of my hardiness, and perhaps I shall never feel silly about being cold, ever again.